I made cookies today! I bought fresh chocolate chips, baked about four dozen cookies, and guess what? They taste exactly like store-bought brand cookies. So basically, I have the equivalent of store-bought chocolate chip cookies, only I paid more money and have far less quantity. Woo-hoo!

Then those damn Iraqi Republican Guard drove by and confiscated them all. Stupid Saddam. I hope he dies!

Looks like coalition forces destroyed the hidden chemical plant. Shoot! Now how am I supposed to produce those cheap black market action figures?

Now what am I supposed to do with a thousand purple Ian McKellan heads?

So I just got back from the testing center when Jonn Jonzz drops by. For the life of me, I can't remember what our conversation was about. One second, he's disguised as a neighborhood terrier, and the next he's gone. Anyway, I went on line, like ten seconds ago, and I find this weird anti-illegal immigrant rant on my blog. Who put it there? I don't think I wrote it. Honestly, there's no hard feelings if it was a joke, just please don't do it again. It's creepy.

In other news, I got a 1200 on my GRE (570 Verbal, 630 Quant.), which I finally got to take. Ha ha HAH! The next six months will be delightfully out of my control!