I TELL EVERYONE TO GO WATCH 'BANZAI,' SO NATURALLY...

...Fox changed its time slot. It's a quarter to eight last night and I decide to check the TV periodical, just to find out what episode of The Simpsons would be on. Lo and Behold, but what did I find out? 'Banzai' moved to 7:30, and 'King of the Hill' moved to 'Banzai's' old time slot! So I race to the TV like it's the last big broadcast 'till the end of eternity.

WHAT YOU MISSED IF YOU DID NOT WATCH THE LAST FIFTEEN MINUTES OF 'BANZAI' LAST NIGHT:

-Which fisherman will be the first to lift a squirrel up into the air using a nut tied to a fishing line?

-Which professional car thief will be the first to break into a car and drive off with it? (It was Eminem, not 50 Cent.)

-Which man-horse can hang in the air the longest?

Will Fox change the show's time slot again before next week? Place bets now!