THIS DAY IN HISTORY!

2003--Police officially exonerate a public school teacher accused of sexually-molesting a Special Ed student. The student, whose name has not been released for purposes of anonymity, is part of what experts cite as a growing trend of bogus sexual assault claims in schools. Police began cracking these particular cases after realizing that 16-year old girls with the brain-power of 5-year olds are not particularly sexy.

...And time marches on!