THIS DAY IN HISTORY!

2003--The state of Rhode Island is still reeling from the overnight deaths of over 80 people at a Great White concert. A fire set ablaze the club in which the concert was taking place. According to witnesses, the fire was caused by stage pyrotechnics. The fireworks ignited the ceiling, shorted out the lights, and left hundreds of people scurrying in pitch-black darkness and smoke for an exit.

The original death toll was 40-50 people. However, the manager from Great White admits to inflating the figure in order to make it seem like the band has more fans.