Give a hoot. Go and loot.

Wow, lots has happened recently in this fictional Iraqi city. I haven't been able to update, due to the mass looting, which I took part in! I personally looted the Dean's office at Basra University. While all the stupid looters took computers, printers, and stuff like that, I used my smarty brains and stole me a diploma! It was hanging right there in the Dean's office! Now I know what you're thinking: Phil X, that diploma is useless. You didn't do any studying to earn that degree. Well, it so happens I checked on the black market, and apparently, that makes it the equivalent of an NYU degree. So take that!