Coalition forces massacred two divisions of Republican Guard this morning! Yes! I can't stand those Republican Guard punks. Every time we play cards they're like, "I've got two threes." "I've got a pair of fives." And I'll be like, "Pair of aces! Beat that!" But then they'll go, "Screw you! We're Republican Guard. We take your money anyway!" Then they'd bash my head and molest my camel. Every time! Filthy camel molesters. Good riddance!