I didn't do much this weekend because of terrible stomach cramps. However, these cramps led to the wittiest exchange of the weekend:

Phil's Mom (Visiting from Miami for a week): You have stomach cramps because of the sudden change in the weather.

Phil: No, I have stomach cramps because of the flaming fist trying to punch its way out of my stomach.

It's a really gruesome and hilarious story. I must tell you all about it sometime.