MORE PROOF THAT PHIL X IS BEGGING FOR A BULLET IN THE HEAD:

Good news! They’re refurbishing all the benches in the park across the street. That’s good to hear, ‘cause the last time someone got raped there, she complained that the splinters cut into her back.

Everyone complains about crime in the city. Let me tell you, I’d rather be here than out in the wilderness, in the middle of nowhere. You know the old saying, “If a man gets slaughtered out in the woods, and no one hears him fall, did he really get killed?” At least in the city, it’s more like “If a man gets slaughtered in front of his apartment, and twenty assholes pretend not to see it…”—Actually, now that I think about it, you’re still f*cked.

Wouldn’t you love to pick up a newspaper and read about a guy who took part in a gang-rape, only to have his partners gang-rape HIM afterward? I’d love to read that. I could point at that *sshole and say, “I’ll bet HIS sense of empowerment took a nosedive fast!”

The City University of New York is lowering its standards. Charles Barron, chairman of the city council’s higher education committee—and unapologetic anti-white—calls CUNY’s current standards “racist.” Apparently, it’s better to produce incompetent graduating classes than all-white and Asian ones.

If current standards of intelligence are racist, does that mean all stupid people are black?