THIS DAY IN HISTORY!

2003—In response to news of a Harlem principal caught drunk and urinating in public, anti-establishment poseurs begin telling their fellow students, “If you wanna be cool, you gotta pee indoors.”

2003--With anti-terrorist alert levels at the second-highest stage, NYU President John Sexton took time to address the student body:

"If terrorists do attack, you may experience transit shutdowns, phones may stop working, and you may face lethal chemical attacks. In spite of these problems, NYU will remain open, and you will be required to attend classes."

…And time marches on!