!Ay yi yi! Una Chiquita Muy Mal!


So I'm on the Q train this morning when suddenly, I felt intense stomach pains. I was on the verge of doubling over and lying on the floor like a bum (albeit a clean bum with a full array of teeth.) Somehow, I made it to work.

Where did the attacks come from? All I had this morning was a banana. It must have been an EVIL banana! There's one in every bunch!