LIVE! MUTE! GIRLS!

Am I the only one who thinks of songs to sing to mute girls? Here's one:


I say eether and you say nothing,
I say neether and you say nothing;
Eether, nothing, neether, nothing,
Let's call the whole thing off!

I say potato and you say nothing,
I say tomato and you say nothing;
Potato, nothing, tomato, nothing,
Let's call the whole thing off!