THIS DAY IN HISTORY!

1938—Buford Lundquist, amateur mouth-breather, reverts to the nasal method.

1949—A man enters a general store in Wichita Falls, Kansas, removes a bottle of Dr. Pepper from the icebox, examines it carefully, then puts the bottle back in the icebox.

2003—Phil X discovers that giggling fits are not apropos while attending a family funeral.

…And time marches on!